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As you can tell I am quite the party girl and this weekend, I was at my favorite type of party – a BACHELEOR PARTY I take my duties as the entertainment very very seriously. Hey, the poor guy has one last shot to blow his load with a fun girl like me, after that it’s the same old thing every Wednesday night.  I make it a point to tease him and all the other men there – taking my clothes off nice and slow – but once I’m naked , I go into overdrive.  I pull out my favorite toy and work myself over to get my juices flowing… and then right before I get ready to cum.I give the groom the juiciest lap dance  he has ever received When I can feel his cock throbbing – I slide him inside me and ride him till he explodes.

 

By then I’m all worked up, and I have to have more, and suck my way around the room until the groom is ready for another chance to enjoy my pussy. This weekend I had the best groom ever! After I got done fucking him for the second time he got on his knees and ate my cunt till I came all over his face.  Some lucky girl has a guy who definitely likes to give and receive!

 

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Bad Bad Puppy! Funny though, lol!

Dog pees on laptop

Bad bad puppy! He is kinda cute though eh? All I can say is, glad that is NOT my laptop, lol. Wonder if it’s a Dell laptop? I can see it now… “Hello Dell support, I need your help. See my puppy is not quite toilet trained yet and he mistook my laptop for ummm grass I guess (can hear dell support trying to sustain laughter in background) and peed right onto my keyboard! What do I do?”

I know what I would do if i was the support person… hit the mute button on my phone and laugh my ass off, lol. Of course, then come back on the phone and apologize for the delay and advise that I recommend they buy a new laptop. I mean can you imagine the smell once that thing heats up, lol!

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Okay, now is not a common fantasy or what? What male (young or old) would not enjoy a scenerio like this — blonde with big tits and oh lookie here, NO panties hehee! I bet your cock is getting hard just looking at this, your hands heading south to slip inside your pants so you can enjoy this moment to the fullest. If you need any help, call a mommy or milf from one of our sites — I am sure you could roleplay a scenerio just like this!!

 

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Valentine’s Day is almost here…

Valentine’s Day is almost here… I’m still single and lookin… wanna be my valentine??

Valentine’s Day

 Be My Valentine!!

xo Jessica xo

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Look Under Your Bed…

Hiding Under Your Bed

Hehe, I saw this online and I had to put it here, just because this is something I would sooo do! Everyone has heard about monsters under your bed, but bet you have never had ME under your bed!! Makes me laugh to think what would happen — okay i KNOW what would happen, but the look on your face would be worth it.

I still have to get my car fixed (argh, i hate waiting for it all day) as driving down the road with the flapping of plastic in my ear really sucks, lol. Plus it rains here ALOT on the west coast and lately has been cold enough to snow. Last week it got down to -9 here… that’s celcius for you americans, hehe.

I got company ‘cummin’ (wink) over in a bit — supposed to study for exams, but we get distracted easily *giggles*.

Call me Anytime!!

xo Jessica xo

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Happy Holidays Everyone!

Happy Holidays Everyone! Xmas December Phonesex Special $20 for 20 minutes

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!

Hope you all have started your x-mas shopping… Me? I sooo have’nt and I know I have better get started soon. It’s just that I have been so busy lately with personal stuff… like housesitting, dog sitting (well it’s my dog, but HUGE and my apt is too small, so my parents keep her) and then my sister hurt herself really bad. She smashed up her elbow at her work… I mean really smashed to the point where she has nerve damage now. She can’t even pick up a soda can, half her hand has no feeling and the palm of her hand started going brown… no worries though, she is having it taken of by doctors. I guess bottom line is lately my life has been crazy, lol… hopefully it slows down so I can relax over the holidays *smiles*.  If anyone wants to call me up and give me a detailed description of how you would help me relax, I would LOVE that! Get me @ 911jerkoff.com/jessica

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