I was giving my high school students a grammar lesson.  I went over to check Charlie’s work and found an error.  I told him he needed some special tutoring after class.  Made him promise he’d come by at 4 sharp.

Well he was at my office door at 3:45  with a huge hard on in his gym shorts.  He’s the Quarterback for our High School Football team.  I made a promise to his Coach that I wouldn’t let his grades drop.